Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker and Tits

  Credit for the title must be given to the late George Carlin. Back when he originally did this part of his stand up routine these were, as he called them, The Heavy Seven. The seven dirty words you can’t say on television. If George were alive today he would hear all these and more on TV.

So why is it now ok to say these seven but the censors remove the words like Nigger,Kike, Hebe, and Honky? Why is it you can call some one a Cock sucking Mother fucker, but not Nigger. For fuck sakes people they are only words. Having witnessed mans inhumanity towards his fellow man, I seriously can not for the fucking life of me imagine how people can get so upset by a bunch of letters pushed together. 

I have children. I have fucked their mothers after they were born, so I guess that makes me a Mother Fucker! I would think saying that a woman is a Cock Sucker would be more of a compliment, not an insult. I will be fucked if I fucking can see the fucking problem with the fucking word FUCK!!! 

People tell me I swear too goddamned mother fucking much. If you don’t like it FUCK YOU! Get your own web site and bitch about it. To me you are all pretty much worthless shits  that I don’t give a piss about. I will be honest and say the only reason I even bother with you asshole is hoping that you will click on the ads on my site and make me some money. 

Now you might notice that I have used every word in the title except one. The “C” word…oooo scary!!! I can not believe one word can upset so many people. Mostly women… You all have one, right? We guys all have cocks but you don’t see us getting all upset when we hear the word. 

Cock, prick, stiffy, boner, hard on, dick. Etc.  No fucking big deal. I could understand women getting bent out of shape over the word Vagina (it used to mean “Sheath”) or even Squaw (an old slang French word) But to get all upset about four little letters. 

Now for those of you that still get annoyed at me for using these words.  C.U.Next Tuesday! 

Until next time
I remain 

The Cranky Old Bastard