Todays subject is religion.
It seems the catholics have a new Pope, Big fucking deal right? Well not if you are a dumbassed Catholic, this stupid fucker is Old School Catholic. What do I mean by that well lets look at it, he is against equal rights fro women, against Gay rights,against contraception. Old fucking school Catholic. I bet John Paul is rolling over in his Grave thinking that this German fucker is going to undo all the things that he fought to change.
Don’t get me wrong Catholics are a pain in the ass. Need Prove? Hittler was a catholic, so was Musilini, come to think of it the new Pope is a German Catholic with a very narrow view of things. could this be the beginnings of a fourth Riech?
But the Catholics are not the only idiots in the world George Carlin once said “Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you’ll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death…has been for thousands of years.
Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.” Well Put George. Also once said “…But in the Bullshit Department, the businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman.
‘Cause I gotta tell ya the truth, folks, when it comes to Bullshit, big time, major league BULLSHIT,
you have to stand in awe, in awe, of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: RELIGION! …. No contest, no contest!!” this man knows his shit.
Then of course we come to the religious right like George W Bush, Pat Robertson, Jerry “I am a Sinner” Falwell, to name only a couple of these fucktards. Lets look at good ole’ GWB first. “I’ve heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.”
— George W. Bush, quoted in George Magazine, September, 2000
According to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas, – Bush told him: “God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.”
Now I ask you if some one went into your local house of worship and started Killing people because “God told him to” would you follow this fucking moron? If you live in the US and Voted for Bush then your answer is Yes, if you have any fucking living brain cells the answer would be “NO LOCK THAT FUCKING PSYCOPATH UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY”
Now Jerry Falwell.
From the 700 Club:
“The World Trade Center destruction was caused by Pagans, Abortionists, Feminists, Gays, Lesbians, and the ACLU.”
How very Christian of him. So much for Love thy neighbour. And if you think the Moral Majority is dead think again. Falwell said the Faith and Values Coalition will be a “21st century resurrection of the Moral Majority,” the organization he founded in 1979.
And Pat Robertson adds his fucking no brained opinion.
We have enough votes to run the country. And when the people say, “We’ve had enough,” we are going to take over.
— Pat Robertson, speech given to the April, 1980 “Washington for Jesus” rally, quoted from Robert Boston, The Most Dangerous Man in America.
And lets not forget this little gem,
If Christian people work together, they can succeed during this decade in winning back control of the institutions that have been taken from them over the past 70 years. Expect confrontations that will be not only unpleasant but at times physically bloody…. This decade will not be for the faint of heart, but the resolute. Institutions will be plunged into wrenching change. We will be living through one of the most tumultuous periods of human history. When it is over, I am convinced God’s people will emerge victorious.
— Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson’s Perspective Oct-Nov 1992.
Now Christians are not the only ones with no minds when it comes to religion. No Far from it.
Muslims have their own fundamentalists. The word Jihad does NOT mean to kill Christians and Jews. It means a holy struggle or striving by a Muslim for a moral or spiritual goal. And like all other religions people pervert the word of God for their own ends.
In my travels I have even come up against Pagan Fundimentalists. And as I have said before “Religion is a fucking Crutch” I also found out that Karl Marx also said the same thing, Fuck Marx he was a Moron except for one brief moment when he agreed with me.
So now we get to the point, and I will keep it simple for all you fucking brain dead twats out there. Keep your religion to yourself, I don’t force my personal bowel movements on you so don’t share your personal religious beliefs with me.
Until Next time I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard.