No I don’t mean the fat fucking cops you see at the doughnut shops. I mean the ignorant fuckers that are working out at the gym and refuse to wipe down the equipment once they are done using it. I guess they think that their sweat is pure nectar and we should be grateful they left it there for us. Guess what asshole it stinks almost as bad as you do. I wipe the equipment down once I am done with it, so why the fuck should I have to wipe it down after you use it? Could it be that you are too busy worrying that the steroids you have been taking are shrinking your already tiny cock even smaller? Or have they already decreased your fine motor skills to the point that grabbing a spray bottle and paper towel are too far out of your capacity? Do you really think that … [Read more...]

You know one of the first things kids should learn when moving into an apartment is sound fucking carries. In some cases sound carries better then others. Some apartment buildings are made of concrete while others were made mostly with wooden frames and very little concrete. This is the case in the building I live in. I recently got new up stair  neighbours and on the first weekend they were here I had to go up and politely ask them not  to keep jumping up and down on the floor as my 18 month old daughter was sleeping and the sound was waking her up. That night they kept me awake until 1:30 am. Now I remember what it was like to get into a new place and have some friend over and sometimes get a little loud, so I let it go. The next night I was woken up at … [Read more...]

I would like to dedicate this song to every fucking one of you out there. [vsw id="byEGjLU2egA" source="youtube" width="425" height="344" autoplay="yes"] Now I want to move on to the fuckers who decided that they would break the mirror off the drivers side of  my car and leave it dangling. A word to the wise if I find you I hope to fuck you have good medical coverage. My car might not be the best car on the road but it is MINE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Who the fuck do you cocksuckers think you are  it is impossible for it to have been another car so I know it was done on purpose. Now if any of you out there have had anything of yours vandalized I am sure you will agree with me that these fuckers  suffer the most horrible pain full death we can think of, and trust me I … [Read more...]

I know that on Dec 24th you fuckers are all warm and fuzzy. But imagine if Santa were to actually answer his letters  honestly. Please find below some examples. Also while you are all sitting safe and secure in your homes, think of our troops serving all over the world. These men and women are seperated from thier families to keep you safe.   Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.  I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.         Yer Friend, Billy   Dear Billy, Nice spelling.  You're on your way to a career in lawncare.  How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?  I'm giving your older brother the space ranger.  At least HE can … [Read more...]

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In  addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Appilications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Gambling 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the Un-install dosen't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help. Thanks, Troubled User  (KEEP … [Read more...]