Attention all FUCKTARDS

Yes this means YOU!!!It's the Holiday season again, and as sure as shit, people lose their fucking minds. Honestly I have seen better social behaviour from a group of chimps attacking a stray chimp. These assholes cut you off in the parking lot, cut in front of you at the cashier, hell you take you life into your hands just trying to get through the aisle of stores. Then these self moralizing motherfucking HYPOCRATES wonder why the youth of today have NO FUCKING MANNERS. And speaking of today’s youth what they all need is a good swift kick in the fucking ASS! When I was growing up we NEVER talked back to an adult, If we did we got our asses tanned and then we got it again when we got home. Today you try to spank a kid and they will have you arrested. Now I … [Read more...]

Take Responsibility

Nothing Pisses me off more then people who fucking blame others for their own actions. You all know one of these fucktards, they try to pass the buck whenever something goes wrong. They are the same fuckers that borrow things and either A) never return them or B) return them dirty, broken or missing something, then get all pissy when you bring it to their attention.  In my case it is a sister who tried to shift the blame onto me  when she could not return my stuff in the same way it was lent to her. Now we all have to live with these people and we all have one in our family. We may have to live with them but we can all learn from these mistakes. Lets make these assholes own up for their actions either make them leave a deposite, yes even if they are fucking part … [Read more...]

Wastes of Sperm

You fucking know who you are! The stupid mother fuckers driving rice rockets along the highways, 40 clicks over the posted speed limit, Passing  on a double yellow line (Much like the ones running down your backs) while going up a hill and around a bend in the road. Then you are the first fuckers to whine  when one of you gets hit by an other vehicle. You fucking cry about being forced to wear a helmet when most of you should have been fucking wearing one while riding the short bus to school.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, there are these helmet laws to keep you fuckers alive. What ever happened to natural fucking selection?  It is because of assholes like you lot that the Darwin Awards may soon be a thing of the past. If any of you had any fucking brains I … [Read more...]

Hello world!

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