Don't know what your opinions are, and I really don't fucking care. But this shit has to end somewhere. I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Hindi - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, or any other language because of immigration. It was written in English, adapted into co-founding French, and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. I am not sorry if this offends anyone, too fucking BAD MOTHER FUCKERS, this is MY COUNTRY IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have … [Read more...]
Obituary Common Sense
Okay so not all the shit I get in my email is fucked up. I recieved this today. "My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by until today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance. For Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations. Obituary Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to … [Read more...]
What a bunch of BULLSHIT
Apparently some people find me RUDE and ABUSIVE. WELL TOO FUCKING BAD!!! I never ever claimed to be polite or well mannered. So why the fuck do people insist that I should tone down what I say and try to be more sensitive. I have said it before and I will say it again; I AM AN ASSHOLE SO DEAL WITH IT. If you don't like what I have to say, fine FUCK OFF!!! I don't care. If you agree with what I am saying but think I should not curse so much FUCK OFF AND GET YOUR OWN WEBSITE!!! Now I can hear you asking why is he going into this rant again? The answer is easy. YOU FUCKING MORONS KEEP SENDING ME SHIT IN MY EMAIL BOX. I received this today and I decided I would respond to every comment on this. My reply will be in Italics. That means fancy looking. Like … [Read more...]
Idiot Sightings
An alert reader thought she should send these into me. These go to prove just how fucking stupid people are. Please Note this was sent to me by an woman who up until she sent me these called herself a "Proud Southerner" but most of these happened in the southern U.S. IDIOT SIGHTING: Â My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me … [Read more...]
Some things for you to ponder
A reader sent this to me and I figured I should share it. To My American Readers please take note of number 11 So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls. 4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 -   Ingersoll, ON 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts 11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and … [Read more...]