Everyone is talking about the upcoming Winter Olympics taking place in Vancouver this month. Just to set the record straight I am boycotting the Olympics and I thought I would enlighten you all so you can in some lame way be more like me. 10. They are in Vancouver aka Hongcouver The best thing about Vancouver is the fact that it is in BC. Trust me once you get there you will know why anybody with any fucking sense lives on the Island. 9. The people running this fucking gong show awarded a young girl the chance to be a presenter of the medals, and then when they found out she was a larger body type girl they turned around and said she was too fat to fit into the costume. WAY TO GIVE A KID A BODY ISSUE. 8. The Games are fixed and we know who will win the … [Read more...]
Involuntary suspension from phallocentric activity.
So much has been done in the name of being politically correct that some people have stepped over the lines of common sense. For instance; if you were to go to Google and type in the words “politically correct fairy tales†You would find some of the following. Red Riding hood http://www.averyhillarts.com/rrh_pc.html Three Little Pigs http://www.spunk.org/texts/humour/sp001556.html Snow White http://www.theurbangrind.net/?p=4325 But this is just the tip of the fucking Iceberg people. Some parents are calling for the old bedtime stories that were told to us as children to be altered to be more “child friendly.†More child friendly? WHAT THE FUCK? These are fucking fairly tales we all knew that they were not real.  And the kids that did believe them … [Read more...]
Break the Silence, sexual equality for men
So let’s talk about something that most people would rather NOT have discussed and when it is people just laugh at it. Battered Husbands. And Yes I am FUCKING SERIOUS! I know it is not as popular as battered wives or battered women’s syndrome but it does fucking Happen. It is harder for guys to claim because NO ONE WILL BELIEVE A MAN WOULD ALLOW HIMSELF TO GET BEATEN BY A WOMAN. And that is where the problem lays. In today’s society men have no fucking rights, no recourse, and most importantly NO FUCKING RESOURCES. Sure there are shelters. FOR BATTERED WOMEN but none for battered men. Think about it, if some guy was to say his wife beat him you would think he was a weakling, wimp, or pussy. But in truth it takes more strength not to strike back and to … [Read more...]
Americans are the smartest people in the world? Since When?
In case you do not know, and I doubt most of you would bother to put forth the effort to figure this out. Google offers what is known as “Google Alerts†Now what that means is you create an account with Google and supply your email address and enter in the topics you want to be kept up to date on, and then like magic you get daily updates.. Some of the tings I watch for are Stupid Questions, Stupid Criminal, and Stupid Quotes. The following was in one of those categories;   You're Calling Me Stupid Two cases in which the word "stupid" was thrown around have become newsworthy lately. One received a great deal of press attention, while the other received relatively little. In both cases, men accusing others of stupidity have behaved … [Read more...]