First of all let me tell you little fucking morons out there it is getting harder to keep the title of my little rant simple enough for the brain dead masses out there. But that is my problem and I have stopped giving a fucking rats ass about it. So yesterday I am sitting in my favorite tattoo place, Namely Universal Tattoos here in Victoria getting some new ink done, and I swear that stupid people were out in force yesterday and they were all flocking to where ever I happened to be. Now I have to give Bob and the rest of the staff there credit they have to be polite to stupid people, and they do a great job at dealing with the hordes of idiots out there. What I find hard to understand is that when you see some one sitting in a chair getting work done, why do … [Read more...]
Ok as you all know when I am bored and have nothing better to do I go into chat rooms, now there are some truly deranged people in chat rooms, like this idiot that posted this in the chat room “realhumanmeat4utoeat: My name is Tom and I am a 48 year of age single white male living in Bend Oregon. What I am on here in hopes of really finding is a very real cannibal or group of cannibals willing and able to really sacrifice and eat my entire male body for real food. I am serious and if you wish to know more please read my profile for additional info; all info therein is real and I am very serious as well. My home phone number if interested is: (541) 382-4829.” And here is the link to his profile; http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/realhumanmeat4utoeat I swear to … [Read more...]
Leave the breasts ALONE
Teen actress Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been digitally reduced for forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded, to avoid offending family audiences, IMDB.com reports Monday. Excerpts: "Test screenings for the new movie, the fourth sequel to the 1968 film The Love Bug about a Volkswagen Beetle car with a mind of its own, indicated that some parents felt Lohan's character Maggie Peyton was too raunchy for a children's film. "Disney technicians were forced to plough through numerous scenes - especially those showing the busty actress jumping up and down at a motor racing track, reducing her breasts by two cup sizes and raising revealing necklines on her T-shirts. http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Actress_gets_digital_breast_red_0606.html Raw Story … [Read more...]
Dumb fucking Animals
No I am not talking about some animal that people think are dumb I am talking about stupid fucking humans. Let me say this I am an animal lover and most peoples pets are smarter then the people that own them, but today I met some truly stupid fuckers that I want to share this experience with you all. I was at the Oak Bay Tea party today and as most of you in Victoria know it was a very warm day out. As I was walking around I noticed this little dog in a vehicle and only one window was open and only about a quarter of an inch, the dog had no water, and was panting fiercely. Now any fucking moron knows NOT TO LEAVE A PET IN A VEHICLE IN THE SUMMER, or at least I thought any fucking moron would know this. But this vehicle had personalized plates on it that reads … [Read more...]
Why do I do this to myself
Ok so it is that time of year again when the Oak Bay Tea Party is happening. And I volunteer my time to this cause because for the most part it is a great time for families, but every year we hear about how there is going to be a huge fight between different high schools or there is going to be a wild party on the beach after the midway closes down. Now as most of you obtuse cretins are aware I don't like teens at the best of times. Now as the school year is coming to an end these vile progeny grow even more ignorant of others and decide that they want to ruin a good thing. Years ago the OBTP had a fireworks display on the Saturday night and the midway was open until ten PM, but because of some problematic teens this has had to end. There was property damage, … [Read more...]