Fuck Homolka

Ok for those of you stupid ass holes out there that don't know who Karla Holmolka is, she was the wife of Paul Bernardo, and together the pair of them brutally murdered to teenage girls in the 80s. One of the girls was dismembered and encased in concrete and then thrown into a nearby lake. This sick and twisted couple also video taped both slayings, and Mr. Paul (I should be dead)Bernardo also turned out to be a serial rapist. Now the reason I bring this all up is because cuntface Holmolka is due to be released from prison soon and is whining because the majority of Canadians want to see her suffer a long and agonizing death very very soon. Now that she is actually going to have to face the music for her crime on the streets of Canada she is fucking petrified … [Read more...]

Fucking Tall Ships My Ass

I went to cover the Tall ships festival for Cityview this past weekend only to be told by the people in the media office that "Press Passes are only for the real press." WHAT THE FUCK. I want to know who the fuck died and made you the judge of what is press? Just because Cityview no longer publishes a hard copy, this cunt decides that it is not "Real Press" Fuck you BITCH Now first of all you stupid fuckers don't know SHIT about planning, because if you did you would know that two things you never do is piss of your customers or the media and you did both of those. The event was over sold and the only thing those fucking no minds care about was making a fucking Buck. They ended up not allowing people to actually go on board the ships, even though they had … [Read more...]

Summer is truly here

How can you tell summer has arrived in Victoria? Well other then the abundance of hot looking women. The fucking Jehovas Witness are back banging on your fucking door. Now as I have said before I have a sign on my fucking door that reads NO RELIGIOUS CANVASSERS in nice bold fucking lettering. You would think the JWs would read this and know that it meant them, not fucking likely! These stupid bastards seem to think that the sign means to knock on the door and bother me. So here is a fucking hint. If they come to your fucking door, invite them in for tea. Then once they have sat down ask them if they would like to supply the blood as sacrifice to your personal saviour Satan, then start chanting some fucking gibberish over and over again. Or better yet if … [Read more...]

Fucking Americans

Ok so I am back on my favorite topic of stupid fucking Americans. Here they are blaming Canada for letting in Terrorists and down on their southern border,any one that is NOT a Mexican can cross the border, wave at a camera for the border patrol, and then continue on their way. Now first of all they are stupid enough to broadcast this little tidbit on CNN and then they point out that they are only Targeting Mexican Illegal Ailiens. I mean for fuck sakes no wonder everyone hates you mother fuckers. You have no problems letting Terrorists into your fucking shit hole of a country, cause you can blame Canada, but if a Mexican tries to enter your country you have tracking dogs and armed guards and helicopters, with all the fancy shinny equipment, track his ass to the … [Read more...]

Dump ICBC

It is time we in BC woke the fuck up and got rid of ICBC. It is a useless fucking branch of the government and needs to be replaced. Today a car went off the road hitting some innocent fuckers at a bus stop one of which was a baby in a stroller who was dragged under the car. Now fortunately the child was not hurt badly to my knowledge but if it were the parents of that poor child are going to have to go through a bunch of fucking BULLSHIT for at least two fucking years before ICBC will even lift a fucking finger to do anything for the family. ICBC is so fucked up that it has taken them over two years to deal with injuries I suffered in a hit and run. Now when they send me for an MRI it comes back clear because the damage has been done and the initial injury … [Read more...]