No I know that the concept of e mailing the Cranky Old Bastard anything that you might actually think could be offensive, but there are some out there that have the intellect to know when something is truly wrong like the following; http://www.uexpress.com/printable/print.html?uc_full_date=20050426&uc_comic=ru Where, for those of you who do not the reading skills of the average third grader, I will give a brief (that means short)summary. It turns out that two girls have been arrested and detained by the U.S. Homeland Security agency for having the nerve to form tier own opinion, Without a warrant, NYPD detectives and federal agents burst into the girl's home--no wonder they don't have time to look for Osama!--where they "searched her belongings and … [Read more...]

As if we didn't need anymore proof that Americans are fucking stupid, a reader has sent me this link to an article that The State of Alabama wants to ban books that deal with Gay lifestyles. http://blog.librarylaw.com/librarylaw/2005/02/alabama_bill_to.html I am going to leave it to you the readers to click on the link and read the article your selves. (I know that seem like a lot of hard work for you )But I am going to cover some of the finer points of this law. Points such as; No public funds or public facilities shall be used by any state agency, public school, public library, or public college or university for the purchase, production, or promotion of printed or electronic materials or activities that, directly or indirectly, sanction, recognize, foster, … [Read more...]

Ok so as promised here is an e-mail I received from a Stupid Person that Pissed me off, it was sent to me from rjbamford@bamford.ca and here it is Dear - what ever your grumpy old name is: Speaking of bicycles I think the damned things should be totally outlawed. They cause too much bloody pollution. Think about this: The damned city fathers spend thousands and thousands of our tax dollars to create bicycle routes which actually are only a 4" wide stripe of white paint on the tarmac that make the roads narrower and more dangerous for us upstanding motorists. The pollution that bicyclists cause comes from all these young and not so young jerks peddling and wobbling their asses along our roads, two abreast. This causes us motorists to slow down and sometimes … [Read more...]

Cock sucking Motherfucking shit eating waste of sperm, and those are their good fucking points. It seems some cock suckers out there in moron land do not like the Cranky Old Bastard. I can't imagine why. Maybe because that when they go down on their girlfriends they find out how I taste, or maybe I offended their little feelings by pointing out they have even small cocks. Who the fuck knows? And better yet, Who the FUCKING HELL CARES? In case you morons have trouble figuring it out todays topic is about those walking, home sick abortions, that call them selves hackers. Now as you may have noticed there was a time when the Bastsards site was un available. that is because the server that I am on got hacked, doing a great deal of damage and costing other people … [Read more...]

Let me start by saying drunks fall into the stupid people category, and we all know that Stupid People Piss me off!!! I get enough times in my life where I get to deal with drunks, and depending on who they are and how they act this can be either a fucking pain in the ass or a laugh fucking riot of a time. For example my buddy Lee, Lee is a great Drunk because I can tell him shit that he did and he doesn't remember them and so has no idea if he really did those things or not. So in my way I see this as a great time to teach Lee about getting that drunk, I will if I have to make things up but with Lee, bless him, I don't have to but one of these times I am going to take a video camera out with us so Lee can see what he is really like. But anyway that is enough … [Read more...]