What the fuck are we thinking?

I was watching American Justice (I know Oxymoron) on television tonight and they were talking about cop killers. Now I will be the first one to admit that there are bad cops. But not all cops are bad, fuck most of them are just like the majority of the public. So I got to wondering, if we say that people that promote that the Holocaust did not happen are guilty of promoting hatred and we enact laws to stop them then why don't we apply the same laws to shit like Gangsta Rap? Face it, Tupac was all about killing cops and yet people today Idolize him, now I hear some of you brain dead fucking morons, saying shit like "But Tupac was a musician and a leader in the movement to change the world." No Tupac, aka Toothpick, was a dope smoking brain dead motherfucker … [Read more...]

Dedicated to Nurses

Ok listen up you stupid fuckers. Today’s lesson is on how to treat the health care workers that work in Hospitals. You DO NOT walk in there thinking you are the most fucking important person they have to treat. You DO NOT give them a hard time because there is some one else that needs attention before you, You DO NOT yell, scream, curse, threaten, or otherwise give those Nurses a hard fucking time. Yes they know you are in pain. Yes they know you need medical attention. But they also know that there are people in worse shape then you, and they know they are over worked and understaffed, they also know that you have a long wait, and yes they do care. Do you really think that your acting like a spoiled rot ten fucking 2 year old brat is going to help get you into … [Read more...]

Sales Clerks are Stupid

RIGHT EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME "STUPID PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!!!" I am walking around the computer section of London Drugs (think Wallgreens for those of you who are unwashed), and there is this sales woman trying to tell a guy that Epson Printers are better for Photographs then Canon printers. I wanted to grab the stunned bitch and tell her to stop trying for the big sales and be honest with the poor fool, Canon printers are the best for the value and the Ink does not cost you your first Fucking born child. But being the kind gentle soul I am I waited until the guy had asked some more questions and also wanted some software to manage his photos, this fucking stupid bitch right away goes into the "sell the most expensive product mode" and tries to sell him Adobe … [Read more...]

Stupid People are Breeding

"In the beginning was the Word, and the word was with The Cranky Old Bastard, and the word was The Cranky Old Bastard. All things were made by him: and without Him was not anything made that was not made." (John 1:1,3) Ok so now you dumb fucks are wondering what I am smoking? NOT A FUCKING THING. I am just fucking sick and tired of people taking a story that was passed down from word of mouth until some dumb fucker decided to embellish it and put it all to paper, and trying to force it down my fucking throat. I have made it abundantly clear that I am NOT christian, and I don't see how any one with half a brain can follow blindly like a sheep. Face it morons Christ even considered you as nothing more then sheep that needed a shepard to guide you because most … [Read more...]

Fuck Dominos

My best friend got married yesterday and I am house sitting for him, more to make sure if the servers go down that they get up and running more than anything. Now he has a 17 year old daughter that is a great kid, very smart very down, to earth not like most teen agers I have come across. So we decide we want pizza for dinner and there is a coupon on the phone book for a buy one get one free offer. I call them up to place my order and the fucking total comes to almost twenty five motherfucking dollars. Now I tell you I could have gotten three fucking pizzas from any where else in town for that fucking price, and the goddammend fucking quality of Dominos has taken a fucking nose dive lately. So here is what my suggestion is to you call up Dominos and tell them … [Read more...]