Now I know that I am not the only person out there that think that these so called Sport Stars make far too much fucking money, and are nothing more then a bunch of fucking whining cry babies, but that is besides the point here. My point today is why the fuck do we Idolize these fuckers? For example Todd Bertuzi (And no I don't give a fuck if I spell his name right) This asshole blind sides another player sucker punches him ending what could have been a great career, and I hear people say oh poor Todd is losing a Million dollars by not playing. FUCK HIM he needs the money like I need a hole in the fucking head. Think of the example he has set for kids, Hey Kids it is ok to play like a dirty asshole as long as you are making millions, and can produce a few … [Read more...]

I was sitting at home and decided to go into a chat room for shits and giggles. Where I was confronted by an idiot. Now because of this I have remembered that there is a group I hate worse then Americans and that is the French. Now this idiot decides to start ridiculing people in the chat room and that is my fucking job so I posted this, Hands sirkayfoto his business card that reads as follows ... Hello I am the Cranky Old Bastard. If I am giving you this card it is for one of two reasons, either You are a stupid person that has pissed me off, or You have done something that I have noticed and found worthy of my commenting on. To find out which one please visit www.thecrankyoldbastard.com So shit for brains decides to try to insult me, and while I … [Read more...]

You know what pisses me off more then Americans? Rude motherfuckers! And if I am calling them rude that must say fucking heaps about them I know there are some of you stunned fuck heads out there that think Public Transit is for Losers or tree hugging freaks, but there are those of us that know you fucking assholes are the main reason insurance rates are so high . I see more idiots driving around with out a care in the world and winding up in an accident trying to blame the other fucking driver. Now for those of you who do take public transit don’t think that you are immune from my wrath, Far fucking from it. Just because you are riding the bus does NOT give you the right to put your feet up on the seats or to lay across two seats, How would you like it if I … [Read more...]

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I had wrote an article on the bus home today, but then I remembered that today is the 60th anniversary of VE Day. So I am going to tell you all why today should mean something to all of you. What does VE stand for? Victory in Europe, the day when Nazi Germany finally surrendered. The day that all those who lost their lives had fought so had to achieve, and those that were willing to die for were fortunate enough to see. Canadians played a huge part in that war, and the liberation of Holland, so just remember this, The next time that you think some thing is unfair, thank those people that gave you the freedom to have that choice. Until next time I remain; The Cranky Old Bastard PS Happy Mothers Day … [Read more...]

Ok motherfuckers time to get your Original Cranky Old Bastard Gear. Now in order for this shit to work here is what should happen, Ladies the Bastard loves you, and knows you all love him. So here is what I need from you, buy one of the Cranky Old Bastard T shirts soak it down and take a picture of your self wearing it the best picture will win one of the Cranky Old Bastard G strings, that we will be introducing shortly, or guys send in a picture of your woman wearing a Cranky Old bastard T shirt and get one for your self if your picture wins. Now I know that it may seem like I am a sexist pig but so fucking what, the contest will be judged on how good your tits look in my shirts. Accept it ladies you can rule the world just by distracting us guys with your tits, … [Read more...]