How can you tell summer has arrived in Victoria? Well other then the abundance of hot looking women. The fucking Jehovas Witness are back banging on your fucking door. Now as I have said before I have a sign on my fucking door that reads NO RELIGIOUS CANVASSERS in nice bold fucking lettering. You would think the JWs would read this and know that it meant them, not fucking likely! These stupid bastards seem to think that the sign means to knock on the door and bother me. So here is a fucking hint. If they come to your fucking door, invite them in for tea. Then once they have sat down ask them if they would like to supply the blood as sacrifice to your personal saviour Satan, then start chanting some fucking gibberish over and over again. Or better yet if … [Read more...]

Ok so I am back on my favorite topic of stupid fucking Americans. Here they are blaming Canada for letting in Terrorists and down on their southern border,any one that is NOT a Mexican can cross the border, wave at a camera for the border patrol, and then continue on their way. Now first of all they are stupid enough to broadcast this little tidbit on CNN and then they point out that they are only Targeting Mexican Illegal Ailiens. I mean for fuck sakes no wonder everyone hates you mother fuckers. You have no problems letting Terrorists into your fucking shit hole of a country, cause you can blame Canada, but if a Mexican tries to enter your country you have tracking dogs and armed guards and helicopters, with all the fancy shinny equipment, track his ass to the … [Read more...]

It is time we in BC woke the fuck up and got rid of ICBC. It is a useless fucking branch of the government and needs to be replaced. Today a car went off the road hitting some innocent fuckers at a bus stop one of which was a baby in a stroller who was dragged under the car. Now fortunately the child was not hurt badly to my knowledge but if it were the parents of that poor child are going to have to go through a bunch of fucking BULLSHIT for at least two fucking years before ICBC will even lift a fucking finger to do anything for the family. ICBC is so fucked up that it has taken them over two years to deal with injuries I suffered in a hit and run. Now when they send me for an MRI it comes back clear because the damage has been done and the initial injury … [Read more...]

Ok so I took the fucking weekend off to celebrate my 40th birthday and because I needed a fucking break from you ass holes. So as an unexpected gift my best friend decided to get his first tattoo on my birthday and I was there not just to watch but to enjoy watching him suffer in great fucking pain and laugh at him. Yes i know I am a wonderful fucking friend and a great fucking human being. My ballroom dance partner joined myself and three friends at the movies where i got to see Angelina Jolie in fishnet stockings and a PVC outfit, and let me tell you I am dam glad my drink cup was empty to catch the fucking drool. But enough of my shit. On Saturday I went to watch a ballroom dance competition and ran into some people I thought were friends but seeing as … [Read more...]

Are we as Canadians losing or identity as a nation? No matter where I fucking turn when I go out, I find myself fucking surrounded by American fucking shit. Future Shop was bought out by Best Buy, Radio Shack has never really been Canadian but it has been brought out by Circut City. Our Prime Minister is down on his knees sucking George Bush's cock. Even Prime time TV makes the fucking idiots on the street think that they have "The right to remain silent" just like they see on the fucking American TV shows. It turns my fucking stomach to see the kids out on the fucking streets saying how great the Fucking USA is. Fine mother fucker if you like it so fucking much move your ugly fucking welfare ass down there. I was walking down the street when this little … [Read more...]