Ok so as promised here is an e-mail I received from a Stupid Person that Pissed me off, it was sent to me from rjbamford@bamford.ca and here it is Dear - what ever your grumpy old name is: Speaking of bicycles I think the damned things should be totally outlawed. They cause too much bloody pollution. Think about this: The damned city fathers spend thousands and thousands of our tax dollars to create bicycle routes which actually are only a 4" wide stripe of white paint on the tarmac that make the roads narrower and more dangerous for us upstanding motorists. The pollution that bicyclists cause comes from all these young and not so young jerks peddling and wobbling their asses along our roads, two abreast. This causes us motorists to slow down and sometimes … [Read more...]

Cock sucking Motherfucking shit eating waste of sperm, and those are their good fucking points. It seems some cock suckers out there in moron land do not like the Cranky Old Bastard. I can't imagine why. Maybe because that when they go down on their girlfriends they find out how I taste, or maybe I offended their little feelings by pointing out they have even small cocks. Who the fuck knows? And better yet, Who the FUCKING HELL CARES? In case you morons have trouble figuring it out todays topic is about those walking, home sick abortions, that call them selves hackers. Now as you may have noticed there was a time when the Bastsards site was un available. that is because the server that I am on got hacked, doing a great deal of damage and costing other people … [Read more...]

Let me start by saying drunks fall into the stupid people category, and we all know that Stupid People Piss me off!!! I get enough times in my life where I get to deal with drunks, and depending on who they are and how they act this can be either a fucking pain in the ass or a laugh fucking riot of a time. For example my buddy Lee, Lee is a great Drunk because I can tell him shit that he did and he doesn't remember them and so has no idea if he really did those things or not. So in my way I see this as a great time to teach Lee about getting that drunk, I will if I have to make things up but with Lee, bless him, I don't have to but one of these times I am going to take a video camera out with us so Lee can see what he is really like. But anyway that is enough … [Read more...]

OK before I start let me just say that the Bastards Server has been down for two days and that is why I have not posted. OK that being said, Stupid People Piss Me Off; so do lazy motherfuckers. Let's look at the lazy fuckers first. If you are invited over to some one's home for dinner, it is only right that you at least offer to help with the clean-up. DO NOT SIT ON YOUR LAZY GODDAMMED ASS WHILE OTHERS CLEAN YOUR FUCKING MESS. Also if you spend the night over at your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ fuckfriend/whatever-the-fuck you want to label them's home you should ready and willing to help straighten up the place in the morning. If you can't handle that little fucking concept then you should fucking stay home. Now, lets move on to the stupid fucking Morons out … [Read more...]

Well it seems that you morons can't seem to get excited about anything so lets talk about Gay Marriages. Now Let me tell you this I am all for gay marriages, why the fuck shouldn't I be? Unlike a lot of you fucking redneck primitive Neanderthals, I see no reason that gays should not have equal rights. There was recently a flyer sent out to some people around Greater Victoria, denouncing Gay marriages, saying that it goes against a 6000 year old foundation bull shit when what they were trying to say was that Gays are not people and should not have the same rights as straight people. Ok lets look at that, if Gays are not people and should not have the same rights then they should not have the same responsibilities as straight people. They should not have to pay … [Read more...]