You know what pisses me off more then Americans? Rude motherfuckers! And if I am calling them rude that must say fucking heaps about them I know there are some of you stunned fuck heads out there that think Public Transit is for Losers or tree hugging freaks, but there are those of us that know you fucking assholes are the main reason insurance rates are so high . I see more idiots driving around with out a care in the world and winding up in an accident trying to blame the other fucking driver. Now for those of you who do take public transit don’t think that you are immune from my wrath, Far fucking from it. Just because you are riding the bus does NOT give you the right to put your feet up on the seats or to lay across two seats, How would you like it if I … [Read more...]

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I had wrote an article on the bus home today, but then I remembered that today is the 60th anniversary of VE Day. So I am going to tell you all why today should mean something to all of you. What does VE stand for? Victory in Europe, the day when Nazi Germany finally surrendered. The day that all those who lost their lives had fought so had to achieve, and those that were willing to die for were fortunate enough to see. Canadians played a huge part in that war, and the liberation of Holland, so just remember this, The next time that you think some thing is unfair, thank those people that gave you the freedom to have that choice. Until next time I remain; The Cranky Old Bastard PS Happy Mothers Day … [Read more...]

Ok motherfuckers time to get your Original Cranky Old Bastard Gear. Now in order for this shit to work here is what should happen, Ladies the Bastard loves you, and knows you all love him. So here is what I need from you, buy one of the Cranky Old Bastard T shirts soak it down and take a picture of your self wearing it the best picture will win one of the Cranky Old Bastard G strings, that we will be introducing shortly, or guys send in a picture of your woman wearing a Cranky Old bastard T shirt and get one for your self if your picture wins. Now I know that it may seem like I am a sexist pig but so fucking what, the contest will be judged on how good your tits look in my shirts. Accept it ladies you can rule the world just by distracting us guys with your tits, … [Read more...]

I was watching American Justice (I know Oxymoron) on television tonight and they were talking about cop killers. Now I will be the first one to admit that there are bad cops. But not all cops are bad, fuck most of them are just like the majority of the public. So I got to wondering, if we say that people that promote that the Holocaust did not happen are guilty of promoting hatred and we enact laws to stop them then why don't we apply the same laws to shit like Gangsta Rap? Face it, Tupac was all about killing cops and yet people today Idolize him, now I hear some of you brain dead fucking morons, saying shit like "But Tupac was a musician and a leader in the movement to change the world." No Tupac, aka Toothpick, was a dope smoking brain dead motherfucker … [Read more...]

Ok listen up you stupid fuckers. Today’s lesson is on how to treat the health care workers that work in Hospitals. You DO NOT walk in there thinking you are the most fucking important person they have to treat. You DO NOT give them a hard time because there is some one else that needs attention before you, You DO NOT yell, scream, curse, threaten, or otherwise give those Nurses a hard fucking time. Yes they know you are in pain. Yes they know you need medical attention. But they also know that there are people in worse shape then you, and they know they are over worked and understaffed, they also know that you have a long wait, and yes they do care. Do you really think that your acting like a spoiled rot ten fucking 2 year old brat is going to help get you into … [Read more...]