Well it seems that you morons can’t seem to get excited about anything so lets talk about Gay Marriages. Now Let me tell you this I am all for gay marriages, why the fuck shouldn’t I be? Unlike a lot of you fucking redneck primitive Neanderthals, I see no reason that gays should not have equal rights.
There was recently a flyer sent out to some people around Greater Victoria, denouncing Gay marriages, saying that it goes against a 6000 year old foundation bull shit when what they were trying to say was that Gays are not people and should not have the same rights as straight people. Ok lets look at that, if Gays are not people and should not have the same rights then they should not have the same responsibilities as straight people. They should not have to pay taxes, the laws of the land should not apply to them, and they should never be called for jury duty, leave that to the anal retentive straight people. They can ignore speed limits, get shitfaced and drive home and if they are stopped they can just say “I’m Gay your laws don’t affect me.”
Hey while we are at it lets make it easy to spot them and make them wear a rainbow coloured arm band. No better yet lets round them up and send them all to special camps and tell them that we are “Relocating them”. Then we can move on to the Jews, cause we all know that they are not human either. Lets see who can be next? How about the Catholics? Then the Blacks, then the Italians cause we don’t want no fucking WOPS around do we? Lets all strive for a White God fearing master race.
Now I will admit that sometimes a lot of what I write is exaggerated, but seriously people, GET A FUCKING GRIP, just because someone is Gay does NOT mean they are going to Gang rape you or molest your children, Leave that to the Catholic church.
So next time someone tells you that they are against Gay Marriages, give them a Swastika arm band, and a good heartfelt Zeigheil.
Until next time, I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard.
P.S. If you don’t like what I say email me, otherwise Fuck off losers.