Ok so as promised here is an e-mail I received from a Stupid Person that Pissed me off, it was sent to me from rjbamford@bamford.ca and here it is
Dear – what ever your grumpy old name is:
Speaking of bicycles I think the damned things should be totally outlawed. They cause too much bloody pollution. Think about this: The damned city fathers spend thousands and thousands of our tax dollars to create bicycle routes which actually are only a 4″ wide stripe of white paint on the tarmac that make the roads narrower and more dangerous for us upstanding motorists. The pollution that bicyclists cause comes from all these young and not so young jerks peddling and wobbling their asses along our roads, two abreast. This causes us motorists to slow down and sometimes even stop for the bastards. (I wish there was a bounty paid for them) When we do this slow down trick we belch out more than the usual amount of smoke and exhaust crap-chemicles than we usually poop out of our stinking tail pipes and probably our butts too. Damn it all to hell his is where all the pollution comes from and it is totally the fault of the bloody bike riders! Anybody that disagrees with me on this damnable bike thing, pisses me off no end. City Hall put some black paint over the white stripes and ban the bloody tree hugging, bra burning, eco bicycle twits from using our roads and sidewalks. A pox on them!
Another grumpy old bastard.
Now first of all asswipe I am THE CRANKY OLD BASTARD not grumpy not anal retentive (which in my opinion you seem to be)not even slightly annoyed, Cranky.
Secondly he states “I think the damned things should be totally outlawed. They cause too much bloody pollution.” what kind of fucking Moron wants to out law Bicycles and what the fuck are you smoking ass hole, to think that bicycles cause pollution, you are about as fucking smart as Ronald Reagan who said ” Trees Cause Pollution”
Now if you can’t stay in your own lane and not hit a cyclist that is only two feet fucking wide cock sucker then you should not be fucking driving in the first place, so I suggest that you take you license back to ICBC and tell them you are too stupid to drive. See because if you knew anything about traffic laws Bicycles are considered a vehicle, but I bet you would rather have cyclist on the side walk where they can run over people that are walking or little old ladies, Fuck it lets put a bounty on anyone under the age of 10 so that cyclists can run them over on the sidewalks just so you are not in-convienced by them.
Fuck head then says “Anybody that disagrees with me on this damnable bike thing, pisses me off no end. City Hall put some black paint over the white stripes and ban the bloody tree hugging, bra burning, eco bicycle twits from using our roads and sidewalks. A pox on them!”
How about this? Anyone that disagrees with you, can show how they feel by making complaints about Bamford Construction Ltd. They are Located at 2601 Kilmarnock Crescent, North Vancouver, B.C., Canada V7J 2Z3 and the phone number is 604-986-2871 all this information is on the web site www.bamford.ca It seems to me that this an has some issues with women or at least his smaller then averaged Penis. So call them up let them know how you truly feel about this idiot. And make sure you tell them the Cranky Old Bastard sent you, and please make sure you get the name right
Next Victim Please.
Until next time I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard